Wife vs Girlfriend

Wife is a HARIMAU ¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­ …………………………………..….GIRLFRIE N D is HARI HARI MAHU
And some say: Wife is like TV, …………………….…….girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
At home watch TV,……….………………………………….. go o u t bring HP.
N o money, sell TV. …………………………………………….Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV,…………………………………………..b u t most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life …………………………………………………...b ut HP, if yo u don ' t pay the services will be terminated
TV is big, b u lky and most of the time old,……………. b u t hand phone is c u te, slim,c u rvy and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable …………….b u t for HP is high and often demanding,
Most Important, TV got remote……………………………. HP don ' t have..
Last b u t not least.........
TV do not have vir u s,…………………………………………. b u t h/p yes............have VIRUS............. once get it, HABIS LA... .... hahahahaha.....so better choose TV

mos of the time we got one TV....but in the same time got more than one HP...hehe

Not really !
Some ppl got 1 TV in the living room, 1 in the kitchen, 1 in the 2nd living room and 1 in the master bedroom. Total is 4.
Since my house not enough space and i m insufficient fund, hence i only afford to buy 1 TV only.
haha

Hang Hebat wrote:Not really !
Some ppl got 1 TV in the living room, 1 in the kitchen, 1 in the 2nd living room and 1 in the master bedroom. Total is 4.
Since my house not enough space and i m insufficient fund, hence i only afford to buy 1 TV only.
haha

just want to add...

he mention 1 tv but do you guys know what tv is that?

It is SAMSUNG 32" PLASMA TV....

lalala....

haha ! maybe some of u not deeply understand what's the meaning behind that i mentioned. Reply me if anyone know what i m talking about.

add one more thing regarding the VIRUS

TV cannot wearing casing but HP can wearing casing 'condom type' mcm arai punya dulu2...huhuhu

still have ke casing tu?

the hint of Hang Hebat's explanation was the digit "4" and "1".

one more thing...HP can be a tv (new technology maa..china sudah kuar maa)
but tv can be HP ah??cannot aaa...

Absolutely, that's why i m always looking for new hp. kakakaka

u want only HP or can be TV also
haha

I just want hp only. haha

Haiya..limokauchowa..
u get hp with extra tv attitude la..
Then for sure you wont even dare to stare hahahaha

Got hp for entertainment only..
Tv for accompany while lonely and borink!!

Like that ah hang hebat??

tim kai ah????

jawab...hang hebat!!!